Sum Ifs
It was a terribly confusing day. I woke up cold. I turned the heating on. A couple of hours later my flatmate yelled at me to turn the heating off. My predicament was being discussed on the BBC Breakfast show. I was informed, by the expert on the show, that women feel colder than men because they have more surface area, and for some other convoluted evolutionary reason. I recorded this gem of information for an occasion that might call for it. I heard some rumours about some political fun. There was a big summit conference on in Washington. The Indian PM and the Pakistani President had sneaked out to grab a coffee. The moment was awkward. If Sidhu were commenting on the situation, he would have mentioned something about cutting the tension with a knife. The pinnacle of politeness that he is, the Indian PM offered, “Latte?” The Pakistani President nodded. They got talking, and shared notes on the best mughlai restaurant in town. A lot can happen over coffee, I suppose. Occupy...